Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt philadelphia an olive-green and orange vintage

an olive-green and orange vintage illustration depicts thatched-roof buildings

White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion

Built in an era when oceanfront hotels promised glamour and escape

Whether you’re chasing down criminals

and Pittsburg's diamond gave working families something to believe in beyond the steel mills

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