Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M High-contrast white illustration of Marion

High-contrast white illustration of Marion "Cobra" Cobretti in aviator sunglasses with a detailed cobra snake coiled around his torso and extending downward

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Nature's most heavily armed rodent is just out here saying what everyone else is thinking

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Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M High-contrast white illustration of MarionWizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile. Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable, and he looks thrilled about it. The Details: Bold white block text reads "SCIENCE" and "IS" flanking a cartoon wizard in a blue pointed hat and robe, with a long white beard, holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars. Large gradient teal to light blue