Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red " Green beamed eighth notes

" Green beamed eighth notes appear beside the name

which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of

flanked by two blue five-pointed stars

NV" with decorative script reading "Since 1996" above a small ornamental flourish

Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand-drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red " Green beamed eighth notesStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit